Blue Sedan:
I can't take this kind of pressure
I must confess one more dusty road
Would be just a road too long
Chorus:
Worthless
Pink Convertible:
I just can't, I just can't
I just can't seem to get started
Don't have the heart to live in the fast lane
All that has passed and gone
Chorus:
Worthless
(Brown Car: And there ain't nothing you can do about it!)
Worthless
(Black Car: Pardon me while I panic!)
Worthless, worthless, worthless
Red Corvette:
I come from KC, Missouri
And I got my kicks out on Route 66
Every truck stop from Butte to MO
Motown to old Alabama
From Texarkana and east of Savannah
From Tampa to old Kokomo
Chorus:
Worthless
Old Race Car:
I once ran the Indy 500
I must confess I'm impressed how I did it
I wonder how close that I came
Now I get a sinking sensation
I was the top of the line, out of sight; out of mind
So much for fortune and fame
Limousine:
Once took a Texan to a wedding,
Once took a Texan to a wedding
He kept forgetting, his loneliness letting
His thoughts turn to home and we turned
Hearse:
I took a man to a graveyard
I beg your pardon, it's quite hard enough
Just living with the stuff I have learned
Chorus:
Worthless
Yellow Station Wagon:
Once drove a surfer to sunset
There were bikinis and buns, there were weenies
Fellini just couldn't forget
"Pico, let's go up to Zuma"
"Pico, let's go up to Zuma"
From Zuma to Yuma the rumor was
I had a hand in the lay of the land
(with Chorus:)
Get up and go hit the highway
Saxophone Solo
Chorus:
(Oo-wooh...)
Green Pickup Truck:
I worked on a reservation
Chorus:
(Ooh...ooh...)
Green Pickup Truck:
Who would believe they would love me and (with Chorus) leave
On a bus back to old Santa Fe?
(without Chorus) Once in an Indian Nation
I took the kids on the skids where the Hopi
(with Chorus) Was happy 'til I heard 'em say...
"You're worthless"